Waiting to “Be Discovered” Is How You Stay Broke

Waiting to “Be Discovered” Is How You Stay Broke

As a teenager, I hoped to be discovered. “My big break will come, don’t you worry.” I joined a modeling agency and took acting classes. My aim was to fly to Hollywood when I was old enough to act alongside Keanu Reeves and never return home to Aussie land. Spoiler:...
Here’s How I Prostitute Myself as a Writer

Here’s How I Prostitute Myself as a Writer

I’m nothing but a prostitute. A few people have said this about me in tweets. They argue I prance around the internet, spreading my manly ideas wherever I can find a place to insert them. I ain’t mad it. They’re right. I do prostitute myself out as a writer for good...